The tyrannical dickhead king: felitomkinson
The one who gets beheaded: uinrii
The imp: disneyfrozen
The one who knows nothing: cjwritergal
The one who loses their genitals: pikachewbites
The imp’s husband/wife: persnickety-doodles
The incestuous couple: roolph & mikasrockbells
The one who dies at their wedding: weasley93
I am quite the dickhead king yes.
it might bite your hand off if you’re not careful.
sprays febreze on y’all
make me choose: reboot lara or normal lara
thank u for kissing my long neck dinosaur pet. kissing it is very important. his brothers are all dead after all. because dinosaurs died.
It was a very good day all in all, I just got done guesting on a gaming podcast for EnemySlime.com which was very fun but yes I am very very tired and will probably go and call it a night early. (although I’m thinking of cooking some pizza first hMMMMMMMMMMMMM) (I’ve been eating it so much lately but I can’t say no to it it’s awful)
Not much progress on my paper, sighs I can’t seem to be able to focus these days over dUmB reasons but yeah I’ll get it done, thank you for asking friend.
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit
IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS